Faena Hotel Miami Beach presents “The Cook, The Thief, His Wife & Her Lover.” Check your morals at the door of Le Hollandais restaurant as you play a part in an intoxicating revenge tragedy that will leave you questioning your deepest human desires. 7:15 p.m. 3201 Collins Ave. Details: http://bit.ly/2CIxrkk.
Island Queen Cruises hosts “Christmas Day Dinner Cruise on the Biscayne Lady.” Enjoy a traditional Christmas day dinner and open premium bar. 4 p.m. Biscayne Lady Yacht, 401 Biscayne Blvd., Miami. Details: https://bit.ly/2EedrYR.
YO Miami presents “Last Call Comedy Show.” Miami’s best up-and-coming comedians will hit the stage. Also enjoy tacos and quesadillas from Pinche Tacos. Concrete Beach Brewery, 325 NW 24th St., Wynwood. Details: https://bit.ly/2rFnMWx.
The Adrienne Arsht Center presents “Irving Berlin’s White Christmas,” which tells a story of a song and dance team putting a show in a magical Vermont Inn and falling for a stunning sister act in the process . 8 p.m. 1300 Biscayne Blvd., Miami. Details: https://bit.ly/2EbwGCs