NOTES FROM SANTALAND
Zoetic Stage and the Adrienne Arsht Center for the Performing Arts present David Sedaris' "The Santaland Diaries," a one-man play adapted for the stage by Tony Award-winning Broadway veteran Joe Mantello. Starring South Florida artist Michael McKeever and based on the chronicles of David Sedaris' experience as "Crumpet," a Christmas elf in Macy's Santaland display. This cult classic examines the desperation of unemployment while celebrating the insanity of Christmas shopping and the holiday spirit. 7:30 p.m. Additional performances through Dec. 23. Arsht Center for the Performing Arts, 1300 Biscayne Blvd., Ziff Ballet Opera House, Miami. $35. Details: (305) 949-6722 or www.arshtcenter.org.